Hey everybody! The Olympics may be over, but Black Twitter is just getting started.
If you ask me to return my Olympic medal, I will tell you to kiss my black ass.
— Charles J. Moore (@charles270) August 10, 2024
@charles270
Here are the best Black Twitter tweets that graced my timeline this week:
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If I were Jordan Chiles n nem I’d tell the Olympics my Momma got the Medal now. Cus you KNOW once yo momma get ahold to your accolades, they ain’t goin NOWHERE! pic.twitter.com/wzWO20QcIr
— Cindy Noir✨ (@thecindynoir) August 10, 2024
BET / @thecindynoir
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If I was told told to return my Olympic medal….yeah sure I’d give it back….but I’d be on the plane before they realize it’s cake idgaf
— jat (@whotheheckisjat) August 11, 2024
@whotheheckisjat
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You gon see that baby for the rest of your life. This the last time seeing KD Bron and Steph on the same team. https://t.co/Eqhmiwsmb4
— Gently Used Baby Daddy (@KingHyde12) August 9, 2024
@KingHyde12
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NBC / @RockiiiiRoadd
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NBC / @_Zeets
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@TyHaliburton22
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@OkSoMik / @QuincyWilson5
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NBC / @Phil_Lewis_
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NBC / @laugh_track_nat
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I stopped going to this one barber bc he kept cutting me. I found a new barber who does really good. Why the old barber texted me he working at a new location. The location is where my new barber at. Mind you I have an appointment Friday w/ new barber.THE DYNAMICS HAVE CHANGED!! pic.twitter.com/WlEvBm8uH4
— Davontá Cooley (@davontacooley) August 8, 2024
Hulu / @davontacooley
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When I seen KD haircut with the crisp edge up at the beginning of the game I knew it was nothing France could do.
— Fontane 🪂 (@Richivno) August 10, 2024
@Richivno
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Lifetime / @themultiplemom
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Yall want me to make a song for da fall/winter on my album??? Cause it have been hot ash my bad yall
— GloRilla 🦍 (@GloTheofficial) August 6, 2024
@GloTheofficial
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my bd takes nothing serious we’re literally ina hospital for our bby & he says “ this the same room eleven was in on stranger things” 😂😂🤦🏽♀️ pic.twitter.com/DAtEc1tCtc
— DAI (@danielleedai) August 5, 2024
@danielleedai
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@dionnewarwick
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I got lost in the train station in Japan and this sweet girl helped me out. She was sooo-so musty. Thank you lil sweet musty girl. I’ll never forget you.💚👃🏾💚
— Dear Silas (@dearsilas) August 12, 2024
@dearsilas
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I know Simone Biles is behind the scenes raising HELL! On that cell phone, stumping around, hair bouncing, like Olivia Pope.
— Globethotter 🌍 (@BrianMcLight) August 11, 2024
@BrianMcLight
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@D_yonceee
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Bravo / @jiggyjayy2
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Hulu / @faiththegemini
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Mannnn I wore an AKA shirt to the gym this morning and a white lady (jokingly) said hey Kamala. I was confused for like 10 seconds. Once it came to me I could have expired on the spot.
— RayBae🧚🏾 (@RayEsq08) August 7, 2024
@RayEsq08
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