For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.
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Nickelodeon / Twitter: @ANiMaListicAN
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Bravo / Twitter: @jiggyjayy2
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NBC / Twitter: @fattmellows
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Walden Media / Twitter: @Kamogelo_MN
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@adele / @schiaparelli / Twitter: @marcsnetiker
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Stephen Curry / Twitter: @causeimicy
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accidentally said “I want a redbull and a cigarette” around a pregnant woman at the pool and she looked wistfully into the water and said to herself “…Redbull….. and a cigarette :(“
— ♱ (@horrorlor) August 11, 2024
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one time i asked the guy i was dating at the time if he would still love me if i was a worm and he said ‘no but i would build u a terrarium and make sure ur safe and also so u could see the girl i date after :)’ and it caused a huge fight lol
— ✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ (@krrronk) August 10, 2024
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(first day as a pilot) the what pit
— Charlie James (@malecowgirl) August 8, 2024
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We just left my family reunion and my husband said in such a chipper voice “I was really well behaved so we’re gonna go ahead and stop to get me a treat on the way home.” pic.twitter.com/3zk3BBR1tc
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) August 11, 2024
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If I was told told to return my Olympic medal….yeah sure I’d give it back….but I’d be on the plane before they realize it’s cake idgaf
— jat (@whotheheckisjat) August 11, 2024
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Searchlight Pictures / Twitter: @computer_gay
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Tyrese / Twitter: @ayeejuju
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my brother brought his Vietnamese girlfriend over for dinner why my mom gon say I love Panda Express out of nowhere omg I hate Mexicans
— natalie (@ferventnatalie) August 9, 2024
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NBC / Twitter: @tesspaisan
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NBC / Twitter: @libriastore
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NBC / Twitter: @minakimes
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Nickelodeon / Twitter: @jubilescent
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Disney Channel / Twitter: @ASMRisweird
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NBC / Twitter: @davidmackau
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C-SPAN / Twitter: @PHaithfulGem
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Bravo / Disney / Twitter: @confideinm3
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Summit Entertainment / Twitter: @Whotfismick
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if i was a stay at home husband i would sit by the front door and whimper until my wife returned
— corb (@awshuqs) August 9, 2024
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accidentally just opened my front camera. we remain grateful for personality
— 𝕊ડડ𝕥ꪗꪶꪖ𝕣” ✰ (@ssstylar) August 9, 2024
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